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English Jokes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank : The one that says โ€œSchool Ahead, Go Slowโ€.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said itโ€™s H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnโ€™t have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me!

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with โ€œIโ€.
Millie : I is โ€ฆ
Teacher: No, Millie โ€ฆ Always say. โ€œI amโ€.
Millie : All right โ€ฆ I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I donโ€™t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his fatherโ€™s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnโ€™t punish him?
Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on โ€œMy Dogโ€ is exactly the same as your brotherโ€™s. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No sir, itโ€™s the same dog.